Two Dads Talking

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This is NOT a parenting podcast. At least, it's not a how-to.  

If you're looking for a podcast on how to parent, on how to be a perfect father and set the gold standard for father of the year, then this is not the cast for you. 

We're here for stories of "Dadding" gone wrong, to share life experiences so you can learn what NOT to do, and to share opinions on just about everything under the sun.  This is a podcast for being real, making dad jokes, and supporting other dads in a world that seems to have forgotten we're parents too. 

If you're into embarrassing parenting stories, punny jokes, arguments about how (not) to eat cheeseburgers, conspiracy theories, sports talk, ankle-breaking ass slaps and other less-than-serious topics to help pass the time, then this is the podcast for you. 

We're here to Go Dad Go! 

Support us and join the group at Patreon.com/2DadsTalkingPodcast 

Episodes

Wednesday Oct 29, 2025

Remember way back in episode 16 when we talked about the Toy Box Killer, one of the sickest and most deranged serial killers in American History? Now imagine that motherf@cker runs a tourist attraction. Welcome to McKamey Manor, the legal torture chamber run by a sick sadist in Tennessee (but who's judging?). 
Billed as the scariest horror attraction in the US, there is an alleged cash prize for anyone who can make it through a 6-10 hour "immersive haunt experience." But what really happens at the manor? What happens when insiders reveal scams,  crimes, and hidden footage? And why the f@ck hasn't Russ McKamey been gangbanged by a flock of angry Snakeducks yet? 
Also, on a less halloweenish subject, Tom gets Momsplained at a park and we tell dad jokes. Blah Blah Blah. 
 
Super disturbing links from the show: 
https://www.mckameymanor.com/ 
https://people.com/controversial-manor-tour-haunted-attraction-accused-rape-murder-charges-8682817?utm_source=chatgpt.com 
https://people.com/mckamey-manor-still-open-despite-backlash-tennessee-haunted-house-arrest-owner-8724606 
 
0:18  Welcome to the Podcast
11:54  Halloween Special Stories
33:48  The Dark Side of McKamey Manor
1:01:53  Momsplaining
1:10:56  Halloween Wrap-Up and Dad Homework

Wednesday Oct 22, 2025

Halloween season continues! This week we're talking about a few urban legends you've probably never heard, ranging from Nigeria to Japan to the strange land of Virginia. Need a good ghost story to keep your teenage kid from making out under a dark bridge? You've got it. Trying to keep your kid in bed after lights-out? Got you covered. Looking to scare the crap out of your kid while they're on the toilet? Say hello to our little friend Hanako San. We've got ghost stories for every need this week, so light that campfire and make sure you follow / subscribe for s'more. 
 
Additionally, Doug drops some exciting news, a woman was fake-sacrificed to Shiva at CERN a few years back, and kids are still running amok on their parents. Oh, and Dad jokes! We've got those of course, and Doug was on fire this week. 
 
Do you have an urban legend you want us to tell on the podcast? Email it to 2DTPod@gmail.com
 
Thanks for listening, Go Dad Go! 
 
Show links and show notes: 
 
Human Sacrifice at CERN?
The real-life Bunny Man
Madame Koi Koi (now a motion picture, perfect for kids of all ages)
The legend of Hanako-San 
 
0:18 Welcome and Surprises 
2:13 Family Planning and Future Drama 
3:43 A Dark Turn 
6:48 Spooky Stories for Halloween 
7:41 The Bunny Man Legend 
26:27 Tales of Madame Koi Koi 
36:05 Hanako San
41:01 Updates: Parenting Challenges 
58:39 Discipline and Authority 
1:01:31 Wrap-Up 

Wednesday Oct 15, 2025

Meet Medium, Pranic Healer, and Akashic Record Reader Angie Welch. 
Angie is a full-time professional medium making a special appearance to talk Spirits, Ghosts, the difference between the two, and much more. A viewer of spirits since she was a child, Angie gives basic insight into what she does as a medium, what the Akashic Records could unlock for you (and why the Christian Bible supports this), and why you should NOT buy your kids a Ouija Board (okay Doug and Bridget, you're right, you win). 
Angie isn't just a practicing medium, she's also a teacher / coach, an artist, a healer and an occasional poker player (that last one seems unfair, right?). 
Want to learn more about Angie, or schedule a reading or Pranic healing session? 
Visit www.leapoffaithartistry.com  or find her social media at: Facebook: www.facebook.com/MediumAngieWelch  Insta: www.instagram.com/mediumangiewelch 
Happy Halloween everyone! Keep on Dadding, and watch out for Snakeducks! 
 

Friday Oct 10, 2025

Tom kicks off the Halloween season with this special bonus episode, diving into the origins of Halloween. 
When did it start? What does it have to do with a Big Mac? Where do Jack O' Lanterns come from? And why do we bob for apples? 
Tom covers all of this in an ODDD-style bonus episode just in time to kick off our Halloween programming. Get ready for three weeks of tricks and treats! 
If you like this short content, One-Dad-Deep-Dive style content, make sure to check out our Patreon  where you can find similar ODDDs on topics like Loki, Roopkund Lake, the Expansion of the Universe and more. 
Thanks for tuning into this bonus episode, Go Dad Go! 

Wednesday Oct 08, 2025

Every see a mom / dad with their kid and wonder, "which of you is the parent?" Let's talk a little about who's in control in the parent / child dynamic... 
Also, we had a tragic shooting in Dallas that was also bizarre and, not to be cold to the tragedy, ironic? 
We'll talk a little about Ian Roberts, and of course we have our Bonnie Blue update (no, she's not volunteering her time at Marineland Antibes yet). 
Links for the show: 
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/ice-arrests-des-moines-public-schools-superintendent-2025-09-26/?utm_source=chatgpt.com
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/second-detainee-dies-week-after-dallas-ice-shooting-2025-09-30/?utm_source=chatgpt.com
https://nypost.com/2025/09/28/lifestyle/bonnie-blues-mother-in-law-cant-wait-for-them-to-divorce/?utm_source=chatgpt.com
https://twodadstalking.podbean.com/e/ghosts-groot-up-the-butt-and-ghoulish-jokes/   

Wednesday Oct 01, 2025

Welp, we went there... from Bonnie Blue to a crooked Judge to a Police Officer who doesn't understand probable cause (or doesn't care) to black market Orca semen. Yup, that's the journey we're taking you on today. You're welcome. 
Links for the show: 
https://www.carscoops.com/2025/08/former-u-s-attorney-falsely-arrested-for-dui-hits-back-at-trooper/https://www.wpr.org/news/wisconsin-judge-mcginnis-jailing-cement-contractor-barthhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cedvp89jy4dohttps://codes.ohio.gov/ohio-revised-code/chapter-4511?utm_source=chatgpt.com
https://www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-buzz/lily-phillips-says-she-slept-with-1113-men-in-12-hours-beating-bonnie-blues-claimed-record-article-152195535
 
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Wednesday Sep 24, 2025

How do you think your kids would handle an emergency? This week's journey includes Tom finding out exactly how his kids would do, a creepy story courtesy of The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings, a controversial substance found in (nearly) every home, John Cena....and Dad Jokes. Always Dad Jokes.
 
The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings - Lot 028
Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division
John Cena Punching Bag (If You Can See Him)
 
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Wednesday Sep 17, 2025

In this episode we recorded weeks ago (yeah, we're that far behind). we talk about the Annunciation Church shooting and the responsibility of a parent for their children's actions (or lack thereof). There's also some finger pointing, some ethics debate, and of course Dad Jokes. 
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Thursday Aug 28, 2025

This one's exactly as it sounds. Ethan Guo,  a 19-year old American Influencer, violated his flight plan and flew to Antarctica. It didn't go well... 
Also, we've affected foreign policy. Hail Sealand. 
Show links: 
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ethan-guo-antarctica-unauthorized-flight-stranded/ 
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Wednesday Aug 20, 2025

So what do Newton, Einstein, Heinlein, Vonnegut and Doug have in common? Only time will tell. Doug makes his own landmark contribution to the philosophy of Time Theory, Tom gives an outline of our historical "understanding" of time, and EVERYONE needs to read Slaughterhouse 5.
Also, Byron Black (not the tennis player) was recently executed in Tennessee. There's a lot of debate over whether or not he was tortured by the state on his "deathbed," so let's talk some ethics in capital punishment. 
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Dr. Frankenstein went to a bodybuilding competition...

 

It was a terrible misunderstanding.

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