Two Dads Talking

Ep. 82 - Trumping Aliums, Tom's a Hooker now, and Getting Drilled in a Garage

Let's talk about Trump's potential Aliens reveal, why he's (maybe) going to do it, what happens after, and where we go from there. Tom also took a business trip to Key West (and you thought his Philly trips were wild), we've got an update for John (hey big guy), and we spend some time talking about false flags in the media.
Oh, we also cross the line (time to get canceled). And someone pretends to be a dentist, performing root canals in her garage. At least, that's what we thought. Turns out it was a satirical article written for entertainment purposes only and we fell for it. Whoops, enjoy it anyway. 
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Bonnie Blue out-porns herself
 
Bonnie Blue would crush it in prison.
 
Trump talks aliens (the extraterrestrial ones) ?
 
Everything Trump has said about UFOs and aliens in speeches so far.
 
More Trump on Aliens
 
Getting drilled in a garage. Satire we bought as real. Nicely done writer.  
Chapters0:21 Welcome Back to Dad's Talking2:16 Tom's Trip to Key West7:00 Arrival Shenanigans7:54 Hotel Drama Unfolds18:28 Vasectomy Revenge Story22:50 Deception29:32 Bonnie Blue Updates40:27 Cards Against Humanity Debate45:02 Trump and Aliums49:16 The Alien Disclosure51:28 Skepticism and Hope55:24 Epstein Files Connection56:39 Dark Humor and Distraction58:09 Medical Knowledge from Atrocities1:00:29 The Future of False Flags1:14:37 Dentist in a Garage1:16:55 Jokes1:29:53 Final Thoughts on Controversy

Ep. 81 - Lice, Evil Stairs, and Bonnie Blue

The title pretty much says it all this week. Tom has an epic Dadfail (or at least it feels like one), Stairs are as evil as table corners, and Bonnie Blue is at it again (and again, and again, and again...). And of course we've got Dad Jokes and a smattering of other topics to distract us. 
 
0:45 Welcome Back, Grumpy and Tired
2:06 Dadfail: Lice
8:20 Dad Fail Reflections
15:41 Stairs are Evil
20:46 Home Improvements and Procrastination
27:45 Pickle Puns and Office Shenanigans
33:26 The Controversial Baptism
43:03 Examining Publicity Stunts
54:32 The Curse of Bonnie Blue
57:16 Closing Dad Jokes and Reflections

Ep. 80 - Doug's Heartfelt Return

We're back, baby!
It's Doug's fault - he decided to have a surgery. So we talk about that, and dovetail into how it affects daily life and family. Tom also had a (near) Dad Fail, and a surprising bathroom encounter...no, those are not the same event. Also, pets and children are basically the same thing, right?
 
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0:50 Welcome Back to Two Dads Talking
0:53 Heart Surgery Reveal
4:06 The Journey of My Heart
11:31 Unforeseen Complications
13:16 The Bacterial Infection
15:58 Preparing for Another Surgery
17:08 The Extensive Operation
29:04 Recovery Stories
29:53 Talking to the Kids
33:41 Looking Ahead
37:17 Reflections on the Experience
38:07 Getting Back to Normal
39:35 Future Visits and Updates
40:38 Closing Thoughts
47:54 Herpes and Major Surgery
50:22 Dad Fails and Lies
58:12 The Weight of Integrity
1:04:16 Parenting Struggles
1:12:15 Pets vs. Children
1:15:09 Bathroom Encounter and Revelations
1:18:57 Dad Jokes and Memories

Ep. 79 - McKamey Manor The Most Horrifying Place on Earth (and the demon who runs it)

Remember way back in episode 16 when we talked about the Toy Box Killer, one of the sickest and most deranged serial killers in American History? Now imagine that motherf@cker runs a tourist attraction. Welcome to McKamey Manor, the legal torture chamber run by a sick sadist in Tennessee (but who's judging?). 
Billed as the scariest horror attraction in the US, there is an alleged cash prize for anyone who can make it through a 6-10 hour "immersive haunt experience." But what really happens at the manor? What happens when insiders reveal scams,  crimes, and hidden footage? And why the f@ck hasn't Russ McKamey been gangbanged by a flock of angry Snakeducks yet? 
Also, on a less halloweenish subject, Tom gets Momsplained at a park and we tell dad jokes. Blah Blah Blah. 
 
Super disturbing links from the show: 
https://www.mckameymanor.com/ 
https://people.com/controversial-manor-tour-haunted-attraction-accused-rape-murder-charges-8682817?utm_source=chatgpt.com 
https://people.com/mckamey-manor-still-open-despite-backlash-tennessee-haunted-house-arrest-owner-8724606 
 
0:18  Welcome to the Podcast
11:54  Halloween Special Stories
33:48  The Dark Side of McKamey Manor
1:01:53  Momsplaining
1:10:56  Halloween Wrap-Up and Dad Homework

Ep. 78 - The Bunny Man, Hanako-San, and Madame Koi Koi

Halloween season continues! This week we're talking about a few urban legends you've probably never heard, ranging from Nigeria to Japan to the strange land of Virginia. Need a good ghost story to keep your teenage kid from making out under a dark bridge? You've got it. Trying to keep your kid in bed after lights-out? Got you covered. Looking to scare the crap out of your kid while they're on the toilet? Say hello to our little friend Hanako San. We've got ghost stories for every need this week, so light that campfire and make sure you follow / subscribe for s'more. 
 
Additionally, Doug drops some exciting news, a woman was fake-sacrificed to Shiva at CERN a few years back, and kids are still running amok on their parents. Oh, and Dad jokes! We've got those of course, and Doug was on fire this week. 
 
Do you have an urban legend you want us to tell on the podcast? Email it to 2DTPod@gmail.com
 
Thanks for listening, Go Dad Go! 
 
Show links and show notes: 
 
Human Sacrifice at CERN?
The real-life Bunny Man
Madame Koi Koi (now a motion picture, perfect for kids of all ages)
The legend of Hanako-San 
 
0:18 Welcome and Surprises 
2:13 Family Planning and Future Drama 
3:43 A Dark Turn 
6:48 Spooky Stories for Halloween 
7:41 The Bunny Man Legend 
26:27 Tales of Madame Koi Koi 
36:05 Hanako San
41:01 Updates: Parenting Challenges 
58:39 Discipline and Authority 
1:01:31 Wrap-Up 

Ep. 77 - Medium: A Conversation with Angie Welch

Meet Medium, Pranic Healer, and Akashic Record Reader Angie Welch. 
Angie is a full-time professional medium making a special appearance to talk Spirits, Ghosts, the difference between the two, and much more. A viewer of spirits since she was a child, Angie gives basic insight into what she does as a medium, what the Akashic Records could unlock for you (and why the Christian Bible supports this), and why you should NOT buy your kids a Ouija Board (okay Doug and Bridget, you're right, you win). 
Angie isn't just a practicing medium, she's also a teacher / coach, an artist, a healer and an occasional poker player (that last one seems unfair, right?). 
Want to learn more about Angie, or schedule a reading or Pranic healing session? 
Visit www.leapoffaithartistry.com  or find her social media at: Facebook: www.facebook.com/MediumAngieWelch  Insta: www.instagram.com/mediumangiewelch 
Happy Halloween everyone! Keep on Dadding, and watch out for Snakeducks! 
 

BONUS EPISODE: Samhain, The Origins of Halloween

Tom kicks off the Halloween season with this special bonus episode, diving into the origins of Halloween. 
When did it start? What does it have to do with a Big Mac? Where do Jack O' Lanterns come from? And why do we bob for apples? 
Tom covers all of this in an ODDD-style bonus episode just in time to kick off our Halloween programming. Get ready for three weeks of tricks and treats! 
If you like this short content, One-Dad-Deep-Dive style content, make sure to check out our Patreon  where you can find similar ODDDs on topics like Loki, Roopkund Lake, the Expansion of the Universe and more. 
Thanks for tuning into this bonus episode, Go Dad Go! 

Ep. 76 - Who's in Control? Parents, ICE, and Dollop of Bonnie Blue

Every see a mom / dad with their kid and wonder, "which of you is the parent?" Let's talk a little about who's in control in the parent / child dynamic... 
Also, we had a tragic shooting in Dallas that was also bizarre and, not to be cold to the tragedy, ironic? 
We'll talk a little about Ian Roberts, and of course we have our Bonnie Blue update (no, she's not volunteering her time at Marineland Antibes yet). 
Links for the show: 
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/ice-arrests-des-moines-public-schools-superintendent-2025-09-26/?utm_source=chatgpt.com
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/second-detainee-dies-week-after-dallas-ice-shooting-2025-09-30/?utm_source=chatgpt.com
https://nypost.com/2025/09/28/lifestyle/bonnie-blues-mother-in-law-cant-wait-for-them-to-divorce/?utm_source=chatgpt.com
https://twodadstalking.podbean.com/e/ghosts-groot-up-the-butt-and-ghoulish-jokes/   

Ep. - 75 Playing Catchup and a Good Ole Tom and Doug Argument About Law Enforcement

Welp, we went there... from Bonnie Blue to a crooked Judge to a Police Officer who doesn't understand probable cause (or doesn't care) to black market Orca semen. Yup, that's the journey we're taking you on today. You're welcome. 
Links for the show: 
https://www.carscoops.com/2025/08/former-u-s-attorney-falsely-arrested-for-dui-hits-back-at-trooper/https://www.wpr.org/news/wisconsin-judge-mcginnis-jailing-cement-contractor-barthhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cedvp89jy4dohttps://codes.ohio.gov/ohio-revised-code/chapter-4511?utm_source=chatgpt.com
https://www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-buzz/lily-phillips-says-she-slept-with-1113-men-in-12-hours-beating-bonnie-blues-claimed-record-article-152195535
 
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Ep. 74 - First Responder Kids, and the Menace in Every Home

How do you think your kids would handle an emergency? This week's journey includes Tom finding out exactly how his kids would do, a creepy story courtesy of The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings, a controversial substance found in (nearly) every home, John Cena....and Dad Jokes. Always Dad Jokes.
 
The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings - Lot 028
Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division
John Cena Punching Bag (If You Can See Him)
 
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