Two Dads Talking

Is Australia Real?

Probably.
 
Also, FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK for the love of whatever you find holy - we need only 10 more followers to livestream from our real page...because Facebook be like that.
 
Beardy and his Australian brethren may be fake, but our reward is authentic: one last call to find them and you get one month free to the 2DT Patreon!
 
Find the Missing Links:
Open Your Mind....
(Don't) Open Your Marriage...
You Too Will Divide By Zero
Brian Bishop Too, I Guess
 
Our website is probably okay.
Our merch is authentically authentic.
Our email is slightly less authentic but still legit: 2DTPod@gmail.com

Ghosts, Groot Up the Butt, and Ghoulish Jokes

Super Update Time! Cliff Notes:
1. Suicide pod makers won't tolerate failure.
2. A micropenis is a real thing and not just an insult.
3. You know that haunting feeling that you just wish would be against your mortgage provider instead? Tom does!
4. We Are Groot.
 
Final call for Beardy and the Unbeardys from mythical Australia.
The reward is still only one month free to the 2DT Patreon - come on, we're not that desperate yet.
 
Back in our day, we had to walk uphill both ways for links:
Sarco Pods #1 - Shady
Sarco Pods #2 - Shadier
Sarco Pods #3 - Most Shadierest
Imane Khelif and IOC Implications
A Beautiful Mind (Tom can be Mr. Crowe's Understudy now!)
 
Our website is the best. Seriously.
Our merch is also the best. Also seriously.
Our email is third-best. For realsies: 2DTPod@gmail.com

Bonus: Texas Chili Contest

Between jobs, moving, and our beautiful children who (luckily) take after our wives, we have been crazy busy recently. To make up for our tardiness, here is one of our recent Patreon entries...our first joint ODDD where we are really hoping Frank is okay: Texas Chili Contest.
 
Find this and other exclusive content on the 2DT Patreon!
 
 
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Oh Merchy you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind!
Beardy, there is still time for you to do the right thing: 2DTPod@gmail.com!

Boobs are Great, I Just...Something About Nipples

We are looking for the one we call "Beardy," who uttered the whimsical title to this week's episode. When Tom is in Las Vegas, he is great at making friends, not so great and remembering names, and ends his time with mischief managed. Here comes conspiracy theories, Bluey, Las Vegas, and a dash of parenting, and an APB for Beardy and the Blokes!
 
Wanted: Beardy and/or his blokes.
Reward: One month free to the 2DT Patreon, and more importantly, our eternal gratitude.
 
She'll be apples with these links:
Dave the Dingo - Learn Dingo Lingo
Decoding Dingo: Understanding Australian Slang
Dad Baby - Full Episode - Bluey
Takeaway Episode Preview - Bluey
Cricket Episode Preview - Bluey
The Answer to Life, the Universe, Everything
 
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You're Merching me crazay!
Beardy, you can also turn yourself in here: 2DTPod@gmail.com!

The B**ch of Being a Dad

Tonight, we present to you our (podcasting) mid-life crisis, where we provide a multi-course meal of "daddy issues!" On the menu this evening: vulnerability, lost and adrift in the parenting sea, nature vs. nurture, the most basic responsibility to our kids as a dad, and finally, is being good enough....good...enough?
 
Any one of these fine dishes goes great with a glass of 2DT Patreon! Highly recommend!
 
(Sausage) Links:
Flawless Real Talk - Let Go
Rap Battle - Beanz and Flawless Real Talk
Dudes and Dads Podcast
 
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All 'bout that Merch!
Submit your Dad Homework here: 2DTPod@gmail.com!

Beware of Deuce Fairy

Welcome, all you sassy frasses! On this episode we welcome our Week 11 Patreon member Charles, who like a modern Virgil guides us through our own little dad inferno. Here's a hint: what do Caitlin Clark, Linkin Park, and lying to your kids all have in common? Answer: Probably nothing, other than Charles is expert-level on all of them.
 
Patreon is live with member-only content! Find it here: 2DT Patreon! Join today and maybe someday you can grow up to be like Charles!
 
LINKin Parks:
The Emptiness Machine - Linkin Park
Mike Shinoda Dismisses Linkin Park Criticism
Caitlin Clark MVP Voting
Dunkin Closed Scandal  - If you watch nothing else, watch this!
 
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All 'bout that Merch!
 
Our brains are still sucking from last week. Give us topics! 2DTPod@gmail.com!

Don't Let Your Kid's Name be Lame

Do you think you should be able to name your kids anything? Like, ANYTHING? We respectively give our very non-legal-advice opinions on the matter, and somehow eventually find our way to single guy hacks, fish tank follies, and realizing that those Chinese zoos are always up to something. Also, send us a shoutout for a Dad out there who deserves a little acknowledgment!
 
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Links and Stuff:
Loki Skywalker Passport Problems
Cinnamon in Your Earholes
Blindspot (TV Series)
Chuck (TV Series)
The Rare Chinese Chow Panda
 
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You know what rhymes with church? Merch - coincidence? You decide!
 
Our brains suck. Forward us some good topics at 2DTPod@gmail.com!

The CIA-Friendly Alternative to LSD

We went mental this week. Have you seen The Matrix? Of course you have. Now imagine we could build something similar and actually download years’ worth of rehabilitative experiences (AKA Prison Time) into a convicted criminal’s mind in minutes. Sound far-fetched? You might be surprised. We took a look at the technology being developed by Cognify right now, as well as the recent successes of Neuralink, and wondered just how badly we will inevitably abuse these amazing technological leaps. Get your mind blown this week on the newest episode of the Two Dads Talking Podcast.
 
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Oh, you wanted links?
Cognify's AI Powered Sentencing
The Torment Nexus
Neuralink Used to Play Counter Strike
Mushroom Computers Are Actually Pretty Cool
Ready Player One
Equilibrium
Altered Carbon
 
Oh my, this Merch looks so good on you!
 
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Two Dads Remix: Expanding On Our Spiciest Episode Yet

Welcome to our first remix, where we bring on special guests to help us revisit previous episodes. Tonight, we resurrect our spiciest episode yet with What is a Woman: Answered. We are joined by none other than Big Lux, who very graciously took time out from being famous to join us leading up to the Next Up Music Festival. See you there!
 
Patreon is live with member-only content! Find it here: 2DT Patreon!
The Next Up Festival in Westerly is coming this Saturday, 9/14!!!
 
If you haven't heard it yet, listen here to the episode that laid the path to this one:
What is a Woman: Answered
 
Merch? You're not too sexy for these shirts.
 
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The (Olympic) Tour de France of Podcast Episodes

Welp, we went straight from Hawk Tuah to a Turkish Sharpshooter. We're talking Olympics tonight, and more specifically, Tom is quizzing Doug to see if he knows...well, anything. You name it, we got it: from the opening ceremony to the Turkish John Wick, to awkward sports commentators, boxing controversies and disqualifying weenies. After you're done here, go watch yourself some Kayak Cross (you're welcome).
 
Patreon is live with member-only content! Find it here: 2DT Patreon!
The Next Up Festival in Westerly is coming in just over one week!
 
These links are on target: 
The Wardrobe Malfunction Story is True?
Just Kidding, it's not?
A Boxing Controversy article less combative than others
Pole Vaulter Reaching New Heights
Fly Me to the Synchronized Moonwalk
Sam and Dean Will Take Care of These Speed Climbers
River Swimming Sickness?
Actually, Maybe Don't Blame the River?
Kayak Cross: Honestly the Best Part of These Olympics
This Was Hard to Find, but Behold: The Bouncing Fencer
Bonus: Sad to Announce I Did Not Qualify for the Olympics
And Finally, Comments Olympic Announcers Would Like to Retract
 
If you want to be the coolest dad, Get Some Merch!
 
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