Two Dads Talking

Engineers Do It Hard

Where else can you find a podcast that starts with sh*t and ends up talking about engineers and lawnmower purchases...and call centers...and pants turtles? Also, if you've ever wanted to feel sad for camels, Tom has you covered this week.
 
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No hamsters were harmed in the making of these links:
Call Center Employee of the Month
The Legendary TSA Pants Turtle
 
Check out the new Linktree! It's all that and a bag of chips!

Dads and Taxes (and Baseball?)

Who knew taxes could be so fun? Just kidding, they still aren't. But they are weird when they apply (or don't) to baseballs, body parts, and breast implants. Also, Doug actually has a good idea for reforming property taxes? Shoutouts to Aaron Judge, Jude Law, quantum computing....and our apologies to Forest Whitaker. We love you.
 
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These links are taxing....
When the IRS Knocks at Your Door - Rudy Ayoub
How Much is the Baseball Worth?
The IRS Had Reasonable Take, Once Upon a Time?
Ohio's Organic Tax Laws
Repo Men (Sorry, Forest)
 
We still have our fancy new Linktree! <Insert dad joke about roots.>

Dad Fails, Navajo Legends, Poker, and Putin on a Horse!

Okay, maybe that last one is just a fun reference at the end. But this is in fact an episode with a little bit of everything. So kick back, relax, and learn more from our dad fails. Oh, and if you get a chance to come back to life, don't touch the stuffies!
 
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The BETRAYAL is real in the links this week:
Ghosteas Podcast on Spotify
Yee Naaldlooshii Legend
Now that we know these stock photos exist, you must also know.
 
Check out our fancy new Linktree! You'll be going places.

Actual Dad Advice, Followed by Crappy Stories from Philly

What do half-eaten sandwiches, chasing waterfalls, HIV, and nightclub promotions all have in common? That's right - Philadelphia train station bathrooms (how did you know?). As if that isn't boring enough, add in potential pregnancy updates, poker, and the most eclectic Uber drivers you'll find. When you rate us, don't forget 5 stars!
 
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The BETRAYAL is real in the links this week:
Bonnie Blue is a Liar!
So is Lily Phillips!
 
You know what isn't a lie? How cool you would look in our merch!
You know what else doesn't lie? My hips. Anyway, here's our website.
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The (Silk) Road Less Traveled

Ross Ulbricht (aka The Dread Pirate Roberts), the notorious mastermind behind the most infamous dark web marketplace, was pardoned by Trump. As usual, Tom and Doug have thoughts. What we didn't have (because we are dum-dums and forgot) was dad jokes, so let us make it up to you: 
What do you call it when a blind person goes on the internet?The Dark Web
 
Sorry for the recent technical issues with getting new episodes out. Let the extra content on the 2DT Patreon soothe you.
 
Take These Links and Go Fluff Yourself:
Ross Ulbricht Pardoned
Great Timesuck covering this: 35 - Murder, Drugs, Porn, and Pirates: Tales From the Dark Web35
 
Don't forget your merch on the way out!
This is a link to our website!
This is a link to our email! 2DTPod@gmail.com
 
P.S. Did you know Tom and Doug used to be in a band called the Dark Web? They eventually quit because they were always on Tor.

Consequences Add Value to Things (Bonnie Blue vs. Lily Phillips)

We're going all in talking about the recent escapades of Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips. We go deep into who did it better, how integral fluffing is, and add a little bit of psychoanalysis to make Freud proud.
 
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Take These Links and Go Fluff Yourself:
Bonnie Blue Claims World Record
Lily Phillips Reflects in Documentary
 
We have a merch store. For realsies.
You can find the merch store and more on our realsies website!
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The Big 5-0!

Welcome to Jeopardy! Tom quizzes Doug on a whole host of the things we've discussed on the cast so far. And let's just say, we've covered a lot of (sometimes very weird) ground. Let us know what you want to see in the next 50 episodes! Go Dad Go!
 
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Quality Links for You Found Here:
Why Chick-Fil-A Employees Always Say 'My Pleasure'
SNL - Celebrity Jeopardy
 
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Find all episodes on our website!
Let us know what you want to hear about on the next 50: 2DTPod@gmail.com

The Problem with the F*cking French

We're starting 2025 with a healthy dose of "WTH is wrong with people?" Let's talk about Gisèle Pelicot and the most disturbing marriage you've never heard of. It's the banality of evil, 2025. Happy (frickin') New Year!
 
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The Links Are Back, Baby!
Missing Congresswoman ...
...and the funny video about it from X
Gisèle Pelicot Historic Trial
 
New year should bring some new merch!
Our website would make a lovely homepage for your computer. Just sayin'.
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Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals!

We've had a couple of controversial debates, but never anything quite like this. Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Also, why your kids should NOT watch Gremlins, dirty Santa jokes, and Doug's internet makes the naughty list. We're taking a short vacation after this week, we'll see everyone in 2025. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. 
 
Drummers and Pipers are drumming and piping about the 2DT Patreon!
 
Lords are a-leaping and ladies are dancing over our links...
Maids are Milking Die Hard and Other Movies for Christmas spirit
Walken's Speech is so beautiful it helps swans swim and geese a-lay
 
Fiiiiiiive golden riiiiings....and our merch!
Four calling birds our website!
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How to Make the Naughty List This Year, Sponsored by DraftKings*

Steal your children's money and gamble it away, launder most of your income and hide it from the IRS, open a front Pizza shop that's too good to lay low, and fund interpretive art to spy on your enemies and undermine the Soviet zeitgeist. Merry Christmas everyone.     *This episode is not sponsored by DraftKings. 
 
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Laundry List of Links:
DraftKings Sued
Mikki Maze
JRE #1527 - David Blaine
One of Many Good Mob Pizza Stories
 
One thing you can bet on is our merch!
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