Two Dads Talking

Veni, Vidi, In-Vitro

The Alabama Supreme Court causes these two dads to debate for almost two hours, complete with devils' advocates, the Founding Fathers, and THE BEST bad analogies. Dive into our discussion of IVF and how we feel about a state court inserting itself into the procreative arena. Oh, and also we have another round of good movies for you to watch.
 
Show Links:
Alabama IVF Ruling
Mayo Clinic - IVF
 
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Movies We Talked About That You Should Totally Watch:
Bunraku
Ip Man (there's multiple of these, and they're all fun)
Fearless (the movie Doug couldn't remember)
Suicide Kings
Lucky Number Slevin
Vice
Nefarious
Unfriended: Dark Web
ARQ
I am Number Four (has Timothy Olyphant <3 )
Looper
Push
Source Code
The Replacements

What is a Woman: Answered

Yup, we went there and actually answered the question. Plus, Tom is a hardcore conservative? Our wives are awesome, and Doug is a sociopath, confirmed by a third party burger eater.
 
Show Links:
The Issue that Sparked our Discussion
I Think This Is the Two Gentlemen Tom Was Referencing?
No Joke, It's Amazing
 
 
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How to Talk to Your Kids (and maybe how NOT to) About Bad Drivers

Bad driving, prop bets, Super Bowl predictions, bad AI robot replacements, and favorite post-apocalyptic movies. See how right (or wrong) we were, complete with new show structuring!
 
Show Links (so many awesome movie summaries for you!):
The Useless Web
Gambling Problem?
12 Monkeys
The Postman
Zombieland
I Am Legend
The Rover
The Book of Eli
Snowpiercer (Tom's Favorite)
 
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Mr. Rogers and Jake Paul Had a Baby

Did you know the star of a current children's show got his start by literally defecating on a friend on camera? True story, and we're dumping all the details. We also cover the roles men can, will, or should take with children not their own. Also, what will our AI robot overlords actually do? Doug says flip burgers while Tom thinks cooler things. Finally, books and movie recommendations (sort of), a tease about the second worst fight of Tom's life (spoiler, he fought the Naked Koolaid Man), and it turns out Doug has been the smart one all along.
 
Show Links:
Behold, the First AI Overlord
The Excavator Song - Blippi
Five Nights at Freddys (Spoliers Here If It Matters)
Shiloh and Bros' YouTube Channel
 
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Banana Truck Jokes, Dad Fails, and Death Machines Should be ADA Accessible

Whoo boy did we go places this time. Like, we were probably this close to creating the podcasting singularity. Take a lovely little stroll with us as we discuss suicide pods and how that tech could be used for much better things, personal liberty, The Social Contract by Jean-Jacques Rousseau, banana truck jokes, and Tom's dark stoner poker acquaintance. Don't worry, we also tossed in a Dad Fail or two. Tally ho!
 
Show Links:
The Pods In Question
Pods in Question, Link #2!
Right to Jail
The Social Contract
That Poor Banana Truck
 
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Dads Need Help Too

We start by establishing that Doug is the stupider one, and Tom revels in his past predictions. But our focus this week is our own personal Dadness and what it means to us, a dad shoutout, and gracing / cursing our listeners with more dad jokes than your doctor recommends.
 
Show Links:
Look, Doug and Rachel Green Are the Same
 
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Don't Poop on People's Windshields

Honestly, this is (probably) the only podcast where you can hear Doug's one boring strip club story AFTER discussions about inflation and the tooth fairy. Obviously, we also discuss welfare, Super Mario Bros. and other Chris Pratt movies. Morals of this week: watch out for strippers...*ahem*...dancers...named Raven, don't poop on people's windshields, and Tom's dog is only worth three squeakies.
 
Show Links:
Aiming for 100 Children
19 Kids and Counting TV Show
Super Mario Bros. Trailer
 
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How You Break is Important (or, Timothy Olyphant and the Toy Box Killer)

We start with accepting the fact that we're nothing like Insane Clown Posse (sorry). But you'll probably get through it by hearing why the Inside Out movie is even better than you think. Also, we've got Doug's completely unsubstantiated theory on Epstein, the Toy Box Killer, Timothy Olyphant, serial killers, and what it takes to be a good man.
 
Show Links:
Inside Out beginning
Bio - The Toy Box Killer (David Parker Ray)
Timothy Olyphant So Hot
 
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Be Your Own Kind of Weird

We start by remembering Krista Martin, and then get to hear Tom's Ass-Ankle story, which happened during the REAL Oktoberfest! As if that weren't enough, we also traverse personality types, favorite insults, Doug's own ankle adventure and resulting scooter social trauma, and Robot Chicken.
 
Krista Martin Band Geek Scholarship
 
Show Links:
Trailer For Every Academy Award Winning Movie Ever
What If Sports
Robot Chicken - Starbucks
Robot Chicken - Tooth Fairy
Robot Chicken - Villain Car Pool
 
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Smashing the Median

Now you can tell everyone that you listen to a podcast in the top HALF of total episode counts! Don't worry, you can thank us later. ;) Tom brought his grumpy pants, build those relationships you want, Doug's arrest unveiled, and did you know Tom got to meet someone's "head" head woman?
 
 
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