Ghosts, Groot Up the Butt, and Ghoulish Jokes

Super Update Time! Cliff Notes:

1. Suicide pod makers won't tolerate failure.

2. A micropenis is a real thing and not just an insult.

3. You know that haunting feeling that you just wish would be against your mortgage provider instead? Tom does!

4. We Are Groot.

 

Final call for Beardy and the Unbeardys from mythical Australia.

The reward is still only one month free to the 2DT Patreon - come on, we're not that desperate yet.

 

Back in our day, we had to walk uphill both ways for links:

Sarco Pods #1 - Shady

Sarco Pods #2 - Shadier

Sarco Pods #3 - Most Shadierest

Imane Khelif and IOC Implications

A Beautiful Mind (Tom can be Mr. Crowe's Understudy now!)

 

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Our merch is also the best. Also seriously.

Our email is third-best. For realsies: 2DTPod@gmail.com