Actual Dad Advice, Followed by Crappy Stories from Philly

What do half-eaten sandwiches, chasing waterfalls, HIV, and nightclub promotions all have in common? That's right - Philadelphia train station bathrooms (how did you know?). As if that isn't boring enough, add in potential pregnancy updates, poker, and the most eclectic Uber drivers you'll find. When you rate us, don't forget 5 stars!

 

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The BETRAYAL is real in the links this week:

Bonnie Blue is a Liar!

So is Lily Phillips!

 

You know what isn't a lie? How cool you would look in our merch!

You know what else doesn't lie? My hips. Anyway, here's our website.

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