Two Dads Talking

Social Media Banned Down Under?

There's a crazy (brilliant) (useless) (progressive) law being passed in Narnia...we mean Middle Earth...Neverland?...Australia! That's right, we're going back to the made-up land down under to talk about their recent plan to ban social media for kids under 16. And because we're not entirely sure Australia really exists (see episode 43 for more on that), we'll stumble down a rabbit hole or two and throw in our usual quota of Dad jokes. 
 
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What a Selection of Links (funniest at the bottom):
The Proposed Ban's Inspiration
Oscar Has Opinions (WSW Article)
More Normal Take on BBC
Quick, Good Explainer for Spice
CNN Article on Pornhub Issue (Safe for Work, Don't Worry)
Key and Peele Tom Used to Shush Doug
 
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Pardon Moi

How far should protecting your children go? Luckily for you, we disagree slightly! #HunterBiden #Tuition #BookBanning
 
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Will logged in during our livestream and thinks you should visit our links:
President Biden Pardons Hunter
Book Banning - NY Post
Book Banning - Farthest Right/Left Opinion We Could Find
Native Son Book Info
College Tuition Growth
 
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The Good Old Days are Right Now (Happy Thanksgiving!)

What are you thankful for? Seriously. While a couple of turkeys like us get a little cheesy this time, it's important to focus on the meat and potatoes in your life. And it's okay to ham it up a little, too. Happy Thanksgiving all you wonderful people!
 
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Your Link, My Liege:
Thanksgiving Facts (Some of these are dark!)
 
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Is Australia Real?

Probably.
 
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Beardy and his Australian brethren may be fake, but our reward is authentic: one last call to find them and you get one month free to the 2DT Patreon!
 
Find the Missing Links:
Open Your Mind....
(Don't) Open Your Marriage...
You Too Will Divide By Zero
Brian Bishop Too, I Guess
 
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Ghosts, Groot Up the Butt, and Ghoulish Jokes

Super Update Time! Cliff Notes:
1. Suicide pod makers won't tolerate failure.
2. A micropenis is a real thing and not just an insult.
3. You know that haunting feeling that you just wish would be against your mortgage provider instead? Tom does!
4. We Are Groot.
 
Final call for Beardy and the Unbeardys from mythical Australia.
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Back in our day, we had to walk uphill both ways for links:
Sarco Pods #1 - Shady
Sarco Pods #2 - Shadier
Sarco Pods #3 - Most Shadierest
Imane Khelif and IOC Implications
A Beautiful Mind (Tom can be Mr. Crowe's Understudy now!)
 
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Bonus: Texas Chili Contest

Between jobs, moving, and our beautiful children who (luckily) take after our wives, we have been crazy busy recently. To make up for our tardiness, here is one of our recent Patreon entries...our first joint ODDD where we are really hoping Frank is okay: Texas Chili Contest.
 
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Oh Merchy you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind!
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Boobs are Great, I Just...Something About Nipples

We are looking for the one we call "Beardy," who uttered the whimsical title to this week's episode. When Tom is in Las Vegas, he is great at making friends, not so great and remembering names, and ends his time with mischief managed. Here comes conspiracy theories, Bluey, Las Vegas, and a dash of parenting, and an APB for Beardy and the Blokes!
 
Wanted: Beardy and/or his blokes.
Reward: One month free to the 2DT Patreon, and more importantly, our eternal gratitude.
 
She'll be apples with these links:
Dave the Dingo - Learn Dingo Lingo
Decoding Dingo: Understanding Australian Slang
Dad Baby - Full Episode - Bluey
Takeaway Episode Preview - Bluey
Cricket Episode Preview - Bluey
The Answer to Life, the Universe, Everything
 
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You're Merching me crazay!
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The B**ch of Being a Dad

Tonight, we present to you our (podcasting) mid-life crisis, where we provide a multi-course meal of "daddy issues!" On the menu this evening: vulnerability, lost and adrift in the parenting sea, nature vs. nurture, the most basic responsibility to our kids as a dad, and finally, is being good enough....good...enough?
 
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(Sausage) Links:
Flawless Real Talk - Let Go
Rap Battle - Beanz and Flawless Real Talk
Dudes and Dads Podcast
 
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All 'bout that Merch!
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Beware of Deuce Fairy

Welcome, all you sassy frasses! On this episode we welcome our Week 11 Patreon member Charles, who like a modern Virgil guides us through our own little dad inferno. Here's a hint: what do Caitlin Clark, Linkin Park, and lying to your kids all have in common? Answer: Probably nothing, other than Charles is expert-level on all of them.
 
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LINKin Parks:
The Emptiness Machine - Linkin Park
Mike Shinoda Dismisses Linkin Park Criticism
Caitlin Clark MVP Voting
Dunkin Closed Scandal  - If you watch nothing else, watch this!
 
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All 'bout that Merch!
 
Our brains are still sucking from last week. Give us topics! 2DTPod@gmail.com!

Don't Let Your Kid's Name be Lame

Do you think you should be able to name your kids anything? Like, ANYTHING? We respectively give our very non-legal-advice opinions on the matter, and somehow eventually find our way to single guy hacks, fish tank follies, and realizing that those Chinese zoos are always up to something. Also, send us a shoutout for a Dad out there who deserves a little acknowledgment!
 
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Links and Stuff:
Loki Skywalker Passport Problems
Cinnamon in Your Earholes
Blindspot (TV Series)
Chuck (TV Series)
The Rare Chinese Chow Panda
 
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You know what rhymes with church? Merch - coincidence? You decide!
 
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