Two Dads Talking

Don't Poop on People's Windshields

Honestly, this is (probably) the only podcast where you can hear Doug's one boring strip club story AFTER discussions about inflation and the tooth fairy. Obviously, we also discuss welfare, Super Mario Bros. and other Chris Pratt movies. Morals of this week: watch out for strippers...*ahem*...dancers...named Raven, don't poop on people's windshields, and Tom's dog is only worth three squeakies.
 
Show Links:
Aiming for 100 Children
19 Kids and Counting TV Show
Super Mario Bros. Trailer
 
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How You Break is Important (or, Timothy Olyphant and the Toy Box Killer)

We start with accepting the fact that we're nothing like Insane Clown Posse (sorry). But you'll probably get through it by hearing why the Inside Out movie is even better than you think. Also, we've got Doug's completely unsubstantiated theory on Epstein, the Toy Box Killer, Timothy Olyphant, serial killers, and what it takes to be a good man.
 
Show Links:
Inside Out beginning
Bio - The Toy Box Killer (David Parker Ray)
Timothy Olyphant So Hot
 
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Be Your Own Kind of Weird

We start by remembering Krista Martin, and then get to hear Tom's Ass-Ankle story, which happened during the REAL Oktoberfest! As if that weren't enough, we also traverse personality types, favorite insults, Doug's own ankle adventure and resulting scooter social trauma, and Robot Chicken.
 
Krista Martin Band Geek Scholarship
 
Show Links:
Trailer For Every Academy Award Winning Movie Ever
What If Sports
Robot Chicken - Starbucks
Robot Chicken - Tooth Fairy
Robot Chicken - Villain Car Pool
 
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Smashing the Median

Now you can tell everyone that you listen to a podcast in the top HALF of total episode counts! Don't worry, you can thank us later. ;) Tom brought his grumpy pants, build those relationships you want, Doug's arrest unveiled, and did you know Tom got to meet someone's "head" head woman?
 
 
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Mortality and Mother Theresa

How Should We Talk to Our Kids about death? Tom and I use the movie Coco, a Mitch Albom book, a South Park episode, Einstein, and the CIA to explain it. Oh and Mother Theresa, Supernatural, and Friends (RIP Matthew Perry) get dragged into the discussion too...but we start with a little shout out to Makers Mark and The Preserve.
 
Show Links:
Makers Mark Hobbit House
Mitch Albom Profile
Mother Theresa - The Dark Letters
 
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Big Game, Burgers, and Bush

Tom discovers Doug eats food like a psychopath, aliens, JFK, TV shows, poker...and we somehow managed to get Reggie Bush's punishment in the same sentence as insider trading.
 
Show Links:
Big Game
JFK Documents Update
They Are (Not?) Among Us
 
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Get to the 11th Week

We had a lovers' quarrel over human tribalism, mostly. In other news: Hamas sucks, Ambient Takes, Doug had a baby, we both admit to being basic b**ches, and Team America: World Police!
 
Show Links:
Tom's Comedy Debut!
JFK Documents Update
 
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The Oprah Paradox

Honestly, we went EVERYWHERE. For your listening pleasure, to name a few: Maui wildfire conspiracies, Chalupa Batman, Winnie the Poo slasher and Disney porn (bet you never thought you'd read that anywhere), paradoxes, Doug triggers himself about aliens and also doesn't know ANYTHING about Joe Mixon....and Tom is a comedian now?
 
Show Links:
Tom's Comedy Debut!
Scary Jaguar Doug Said to Not Look Up
Leopard Seals Are Scary Too
Fermi Paradox (Explained Correctly This Time)
Why Not Link Olber's Paradox Too?
 
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Improve Your Morale! Part 2.

It's not glamorous, we just kept talking. It's the au-natural conclusion of the previous episode. The point is, you have an allocated position in life and you can make the most of it because you are worth it, and the higher powers know what you're worth.
 
 
Show Links:
Just One Link Tonight...New Mexico Governor Is Not Our Favorite
 
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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

The New Mexico governor just opened a can of worms - and in response we opened a can of something else. No, not whoop-ass, just complaining that somehow ended up in socio-economics and moral ethics?
 
 
Show Links:
Just One Link Tonight...New Mexico Governor Is Not Our Favorite
 
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