Two Dads Talking
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This is NOT a parenting podcast. At least, it's not a how-to.
If you're looking for a podcast on how to parent, on how to be a perfect father and set the gold standard for father of the year, then this is not the cast for you.
We're here for stories of "Dadding" gone wrong, to share life experiences so you can learn what NOT to do, and to share opinions on just about everything under the sun. This is a podcast for being real, making dad jokes, and supporting other dads in a world that seems to have forgotten we're parents too.
If you're into embarrassing parenting stories, punny jokes, arguments about how (not) to eat cheeseburgers, conspiracy theories, sports talk, ankle-breaking ass slaps and other less-than-serious topics to help pass the time, then this is the podcast for you.
We're here to Go Dad Go!
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Episodes
Wednesday Nov 06, 2024
Wednesday Nov 06, 2024
Between jobs, moving, and our beautiful children who (luckily) take after our wives, we have been crazy busy recently. To make up for our tardiness, here is one of our recent Patreon entries...our first joint ODDD where we are really hoping Frank is okay: Texas Chili Contest.
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Oh Merchy you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind!
Beardy, there is still time for you to do the right thing: 2DTPod@gmail.com!
Wednesday Oct 30, 2024
Wednesday Oct 30, 2024
We are looking for the one we call "Beardy," who uttered the whimsical title to this week's episode. When Tom is in Las Vegas, he is great at making friends, not so great and remembering names, and ends his time with mischief managed. Here comes conspiracy theories, Bluey, Las Vegas, and a dash of parenting, and an APB for Beardy and the Blokes!
Wanted: Beardy and/or his blokes.
Reward: One month free to the 2DT Patreon, and more importantly, our eternal gratitude.
She'll be apples with these links:
Dave the Dingo - Learn Dingo Lingo
Decoding Dingo: Understanding Australian Slang
Dad Baby - Full Episode - Bluey
Takeaway Episode Preview - Bluey
Cricket Episode Preview - Bluey
The Answer to Life, the Universe, Everything
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You're Merching me crazay!
Beardy, you can also turn yourself in here: 2DTPod@gmail.com!
Thursday Oct 24, 2024
Thursday Oct 24, 2024
Tonight, we present to you our (podcasting) mid-life crisis, where we provide a multi-course meal of "daddy issues!" On the menu this evening: vulnerability, lost and adrift in the parenting sea, nature vs. nurture, the most basic responsibility to our kids as a dad, and finally, is being good enough....good...enough?
Any one of these fine dishes goes great with a glass of 2DT Patreon! Highly recommend!
(Sausage) Links:
Flawless Real Talk - Let Go
Rap Battle - Beanz and Flawless Real Talk
Dudes and Dads Podcast
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All 'bout that Merch!
Submit your Dad Homework here: 2DTPod@gmail.com!
Wednesday Oct 16, 2024
Wednesday Oct 16, 2024
Welcome, all you sassy frasses! On this episode we welcome our Week 11 Patreon member Charles, who like a modern Virgil guides us through our own little dad inferno. Here's a hint: what do Caitlin Clark, Linkin Park, and lying to your kids all have in common? Answer: Probably nothing, other than Charles is expert-level on all of them.
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LINKin Parks:
The Emptiness Machine - Linkin Park
Mike Shinoda Dismisses Linkin Park Criticism
Caitlin Clark MVP Voting
Dunkin Closed Scandal - If you watch nothing else, watch this!
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All 'bout that Merch!
Our brains are still sucking from last week. Give us topics! 2DTPod@gmail.com!
Wednesday Oct 09, 2024
Wednesday Oct 09, 2024
Do you think you should be able to name your kids anything? Like, ANYTHING? We respectively give our very non-legal-advice opinions on the matter, and somehow eventually find our way to single guy hacks, fish tank follies, and realizing that those Chinese zoos are always up to something. Also, send us a shoutout for a Dad out there who deserves a little acknowledgment!
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Links and Stuff:
Loki Skywalker Passport Problems
Cinnamon in Your Earholes
Blindspot (TV Series)
Chuck (TV Series)
The Rare Chinese Chow Panda
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You know what rhymes with church? Merch - coincidence? You decide!
Our brains suck. Forward us some good topics at 2DTPod@gmail.com!
Friday Sep 27, 2024
Friday Sep 27, 2024
We went mental this week. Have you seen The Matrix? Of course you have. Now imagine we could build something similar and actually download years’ worth of rehabilitative experiences (AKA Prison Time) into a convicted criminal’s mind in minutes. Sound far-fetched? You might be surprised. We took a look at the technology being developed by Cognify right now, as well as the recent successes of Neuralink, and wondered just how badly we will inevitably abuse these amazing technological leaps. Get your mind blown this week on the newest episode of the Two Dads Talking Podcast.
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Oh, you wanted links?
Cognify's AI Powered Sentencing
The Torment Nexus
Neuralink Used to Play Counter Strike
Mushroom Computers Are Actually Pretty Cool
Ready Player One
Equilibrium
Altered Carbon
Oh my, this Merch looks so good on you!
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Wednesday Sep 11, 2024
Wednesday Sep 11, 2024
Welcome to our first remix, where we bring on special guests to help us revisit previous episodes. Tonight, we resurrect our spiciest episode yet with What is a Woman: Answered. We are joined by none other than Big Lux, who very graciously took time out from being famous to join us leading up to the Next Up Music Festival. See you there!
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The Next Up Festival in Westerly is coming this Saturday, 9/14!!!
If you haven't heard it yet, listen here to the episode that laid the path to this one:
What is a Woman: Answered
Merch? You're not too sexy for these shirts.
Send us (more) hate mail at 2DTPod@gmail.com!
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Wednesday Sep 04, 2024
Wednesday Sep 04, 2024
Welp, we went straight from Hawk Tuah to a Turkish Sharpshooter. We're talking Olympics tonight, and more specifically, Tom is quizzing Doug to see if he knows...well, anything. You name it, we got it: from the opening ceremony to the Turkish John Wick, to awkward sports commentators, boxing controversies and disqualifying weenies. After you're done here, go watch yourself some Kayak Cross (you're welcome).
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The Next Up Festival in Westerly is coming in just over one week!
These links are on target:
The Wardrobe Malfunction Story is True?
Just Kidding, it's not?
A Boxing Controversy article less combative than others
Pole Vaulter Reaching New Heights
Fly Me to the Synchronized Moonwalk
Sam and Dean Will Take Care of These Speed Climbers
River Swimming Sickness?
Actually, Maybe Don't Blame the River?
Kayak Cross: Honestly the Best Part of These Olympics
This Was Hard to Find, but Behold: The Bouncing Fencer
Bonus: Sad to Announce I Did Not Qualify for the Olympics
And Finally, Comments Olympic Announcers Would Like to Retract
If you want to be the coolest dad, Get Some Merch!
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Wednesday Aug 28, 2024
Wednesday Aug 28, 2024
What do you want your Legacy to be? No, not the Subaru, though it's a pretty sweet ride. Anyway, after we talk about silly things like how you want others to remember you, we get into the good stuff: SUPERPOWERS. Not just which ones are the best, but which ones actually count (Domino, looking at you).
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Super Links for our Superheroes (that's you!):
Deadpool & Wolverine Official Trailer
Ace Ventura, Wolverine Detective
And this is the very, very, very beginning of your life.
Casca: The Eternal Mercenary Book Series
Domino's Superpower Explained (Better Than Tom Did)
Watch: What Women Want
Animaniacs Theme Song
It was Buttons and MINDY, not Miranda
The Next Up Festival in Westerly is coming in September!
If you want to be an even cooler dad, Get Some Merch!
Other Legacy ideas? Did we miss your favorite superpower? Email us at 2DTPod@gmail.com!
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Wednesday Aug 21, 2024
Wednesday Aug 21, 2024
A major political candidate and former President was nearly picked off...that's kind of a big deal. We dive right into everything we know (and don't) from the outset, and hopefully can leave you with a slightly different holistic view you won't get anywhere else. The one thing you absolutely must remember? A father made the ultimate sacrifice to protect his family - RIP Corey Comperatore.
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The Links You Know and Love:
Initial Facts Rundown
Early Fact Checking
More About Corey Comperatore
Padre Pio, No Matter What You Believe, Is Fascinating
Check Out the Next Up Festival in Westerly this September!
Get Some Merch! Check out the new Gen2 line!
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Oh, You Want a Dad Joke?
Dr. Frankenstein went to a bodybuilding competition...
It was a terrible misunderstanding.