
This is NOT a parenting podcast. At least, it's not a how-to.
If you're looking for a podcast on how to parent, on how to be a perfect father and set the gold standard for father of the year, then this is not the cast for you.
We're here for stories of "Dadding" gone wrong, to share life experiences so you can learn what NOT to do, and to share opinions on just about everything under the sun. This is a podcast for being real, making dad jokes, and supporting other dads in a world that seems to have forgotten we're parents too.
If you're into embarrassing parenting stories, punny jokes, arguments about how (not) to eat cheeseburgers, conspiracy theories, sports talk, ankle-breaking ass slaps and other less-than-serious topics to help pass the time, then this is the podcast for you.
We're here to Go Dad Go!
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Episodes

Wednesday Jan 24, 2024
Wednesday Jan 24, 2024
The New Mexico governor just opened a can of worms - and in response we opened a can of something else. No, not whoop-ass, just complaining that somehow ended up in socio-economics and moral ethics?
Show Links:
Just One Link Tonight...New Mexico Governor Is Not Our Favorite
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Wednesday Jan 17, 2024
Wednesday Jan 17, 2024
Did you know your (comedic gold) dad jokes actually prepare your kids for handling life events? Also, speaking of handling, we talk about sex scenes in movies and what we think of them. Take a load off and join us on a fun ride this episode!
Show Links:
Dad Jokes Make Your Kids Stronger!
It Was a Tweet That Prompted Sex Scenes Talk
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Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
Welcome back to Two Dads Talking! Let's just say there's too much to summarize here, but we go from Bob Barker to elephants to Marvel villains and end up, somehow, in NFL economics and linguistics. Strap in, because we're just getting started!
Show Links:
Elephants Paying Homage
(Barney's Dad) Bob Barker Passes Away
What if MCU Villains Fought Thanos Instead?
Tom's Favorite Player, Jonathan Taylor
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Wednesday Jan 03, 2024
Wednesday Jan 03, 2024
We are officially Two (2) Dads Talking! A rare giraffe, escaped bears, groceries, and plant DNA are on the menu today. Also, Tom trolls Doug again, this time with the G.O.A.T.
Show Links:
This Giraffe Is Spotless, Bro
Old Plant DNA From Bricks Because Why Not?
Dad Shamed for Groceries
Cocaine Bear's Cousin Loose In An Airplane!
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Wednesday Jan 03, 2024
Wednesday Jan 03, 2024
Our first topic discussion! We take a deeper dive into one story and discuss the impacts on family. A Texas man avoids arrest by barricading himself with friends and family. What would you do?
Show Links:
Texas Armed Standoff Ends After 15 Years
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Wednesday Jan 03, 2024
Wednesday Jan 03, 2024
Ahead of 45% of podcasts! Yay? We promise we're not actually focusing on mental health in this episode, it just sort of...happened...with these articles. But hey, a lady burped a new world-record burp!
Show Links:
Hey Kids, Come Pet the Human Dog!
The Burp Heard 'Round the World
The Depressing One About the Dad, Son, and State Worker
The Other Depressing One - Young Mom Passes Away at Illegal Club
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Wednesday Jan 03, 2024
Wednesday Jan 03, 2024
Round 2, we are now ahead of 12%-ish of podcasts just by doing a second one! In this episode we discuss the consequences of running from the cops, people in bear suits, whether your kids should wait a year for kindergarten, and the dangers of only eating fruit...AND we maybe probably upset Ghandi's ghost.
Show Links:
Man Tased and Hit By Car
Totally NOT a Human in a Bear Costume, Guys
Should You Redshirt Your Kids?
Vegan Influencer Passes Away
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Wednesday Jan 03, 2024
Wednesday Jan 03, 2024
Welcome to the pilot episode! You know all those dad support groups? Yeah, we don't see many either. Join us on an adventure of current-ish events as we tie them into our parenting thoughts, woes, wins, and stumbles. Also, we have dad jokes.
We start by discussing why Dads are key to heart health, rescuing infants, and octopus nightmares. Please make sure your tray tables are up and your seats are in the full upright position!
Show Links:
American Heart Association - Good Habits
Fox News - Child Saved From Car
Scary Mommy - Dads Are Parents Too
Octopus Nightmare
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Oh, You Want a Dad Joke?
Dr. Frankenstein went to a bodybuilding competition...
It was a terrible misunderstanding.